Viewers were treated to more than just oversized balloons and overexcited baton twirlers during Macy’s Annual Thanksgiving Day Parade. While a conservative group was busy bashing a truly beautiful moment during the festivity—a same-sex kiss that set the internet ablaze—another beautiful moment kept some Twitter users preoccupied.
During Ashley Tisdale‘s, uh, interesting performance of her single “Voices In My Head,” a woman in the background saw her chance to be catapulted into internet celebrity. Behold:
And the Milly Rocker didn’t stop there…
Twitter, being Twitter, couldn’t simply let the moment live as a reminder in these dark times that not everything has to be so serious. Of course, someone had to analyze the technique of the Macy’s Milly Rocker:

Curious who this alleged swag stroker is? She kindly identified herself and has since reveled in the fame.
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