9 Things We’ll Probably Get Before A New Rihanna Album

Remember when Rihanna got us all in a tizzy with talk of a full-reggae album. Well, it’s been about five months since then, and about two years and nine months since ANTI. We’ve gotten a lot of Rihanna since, but no new solo music. So for fun, here are some things we can expect before another Rihanna album.

1. Fenty furniture

2. The re-release of Nicki Minaj’s QUEEN album

3. Another Drake single

4. A new Barbados tourism ad featuring Rihanna

5. A Carter baby announcement

6. A new line of Fenty Beauty

7. The Starbucks Eggnog latte

8. A Kanye album no one asked for

9. More lies from Rih that she’s working on her album